talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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