I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
ttyl tear gas
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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