hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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