Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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