Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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