I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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