Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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