shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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