am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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