Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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