I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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