Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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