You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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