what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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