He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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