Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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