well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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