i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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