Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize