I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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