I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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