you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"