Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It's blow job season.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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