Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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