This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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