My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
dude. I can hear the air.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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