Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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