Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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