If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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