"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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