I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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