Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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