dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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