OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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