He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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