woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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