Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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