there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I think i got beer on your cat.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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