he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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