reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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