I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you will always have a special place in my vag
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
He has the fingertips of a God
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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