I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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