she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
even my farts smell like vagina
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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