My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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