D3 body, D1 cock
I'm drive I can fine osifer
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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