no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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