Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
and she was petting her beer can
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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