I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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