I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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