Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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