two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
