you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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