Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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