thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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