yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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