dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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