So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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